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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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