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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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