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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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