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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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