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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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