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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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