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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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