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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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