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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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