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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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