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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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