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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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