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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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