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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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