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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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