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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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