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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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