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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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