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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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