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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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