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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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