Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.