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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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