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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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