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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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