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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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