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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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