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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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