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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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