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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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