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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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