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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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