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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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