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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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