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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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