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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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