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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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