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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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