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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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