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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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