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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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