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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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