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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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