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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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