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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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