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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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