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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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