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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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