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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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