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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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