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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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