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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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