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Pet death

My aunt Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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